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If You Leave a Stupid Ad in a Public Place, We WILL Have Fun with It

Posted by admin - 29/09/08 at 11:09:20 pm

These are the sorts of things we do on weekends to amuse ourselves:

Zig.

Zig zag.

Zig zag ZOOM!

Kamran’s flailing arms aside, my favourite part of the video is the beginning where I have to tell that woman she can walk in front of the camera. I swear New Yorkers are only polite when they’re being filmed.

Also, I should mention that this is from months ago, just in case you get freaked out by my short hair and the fact that we’re wearing coats in the midst of summer. Because I know our every move affects your emotional health.

Implementing HaloScan Powered Comments

Posted by admin - 27/09/08 at 01:09:31 am

For some time now, I’ve been using a
Magic the Gathering card database for a testing bed for various things. Earlier today
I learned about a service that will provide commenting functionality for your website.
HaloScan was easy to set up even for a non-blog type website. It only required a few lines of pasted JavaScript code in two places to get it going.

My test page shows what the free service has to offer (rating, comments, trackbacks). With a small donation more services would be available, which might be something I would consider if I ever take the mtg website seriously.

This quick-to-set-up service will be another tool to help those that are trying to get webservices up quickly, like
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Riding The Storm Out! Can You Do It!

Posted by admin - 23/09/08 at 01:09:01 am

What exactly are problems? Do they exist only in our everyday life or only in our future or do they happen in the past and the present? What state are we in when the problem starts? Can we be happy and have problems or are we only sad when we have problems? What shape do they take? Can they take a shape at all?

The truth is problems are only in our imagination and can never happen unless there is first a thought that something or someone is not acting in a way or a form that we believe they should. Then your mind tells you that there is a problem brewing and is it a good reason or not? Is there ever a good reason to create a problem? Why would we want to create a problem in the first place? When we process information in a way that creates an imbalance in our mind then you decide that there is a problem and it needs to be corrected.

This correction may come in many forms, such as what she said about him and why anyone would disagree with me is beyond my comprehension. How we then filter the results we now make in order correct the action that we feel needs to be taken as too to solve the “PROBLEM.” Which may or may not exist to anyone else on the planet, but to you it needs to be corrected and fast or you feel that you can’t go on. Stop the world I want to get off! What if the rest of us aren’t ready to get off and for that matter what if you are the only one who sees the problem at hand. People may say that you are acting irrationally and that you are difficult to get along with and why, because you perceive yourself to have a problem that needs to be corrected fast!

What if your correction makes two other people have a “PROBLEM”? Now we suddenly have three problems and this literally goes on forever and it just keeps getting worse as time passes and who and the Hell can see the end of this nasty trend of problems now suddenly multiplying into more and more. We can’t leave out the fact that different races will surely have a problem with this and that of another’s race. Yes if you are yellow you sure aren’t going to understand the greens, after all they come from another planet and besides they only eat supper on Wednesdays and Fridays and we all know that us purples like brunch on Saturday morning were does that leave the plaids?

Can you see how silly it is to create a problem anyway? Does the phrase “CAN”T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG” mean anything to anyone? I hope you see my point about problems and were they lead and how this behavior supports the dividing of mankind instead of the loving togetherness that we need to see take place in this world of ours. Yes we all come from the same place and you may call it anything that you want, I choose to call it GOD! That’s right the one and only! The guy, the man and for you ladies the gal that is in charge of the whole kit and caboodle. Yes you finally are getting the picture and that picture that should consist of love, for that is all there is and in the end that is all there ever was and will be for that matter!

Can you see that or do we need to go on in this direction some more? Since you ask! Here goes. Love en you is easy as a summer breeze la, la, la, la, la? Can you see that the creator could only see love and that is why this whole thing of problems is absurd and goes against everything that the Great One believes in! Yes he wants us to love and be loved! What is it that you are after in this life? You can’t sit there or stand there if that is your choice and tell me that LOVE doesn’t play a huge giant roll in that future of yours?

Can you? That’s what I thought, we all want to be loved and that is a built in thing so to speak and yes the GREAT ONE put that feeling or desire there for a purpose! He wants you to use it and make that feeling grow and spread it around and build on it! You see in the end that is all that is going to be left! If you haven’t noticed we are slowly working our way their, yes even as we speak I might add! Have you ever seen a mother breast feed her child? That’s LOVE! How about the dad hugging his little girl? You got it LOVE. Are you now starting to get the notion here? I hope so for it is very important that someone finally sees the LIGHT!

Yes love is the grand design and shall prevail in the end so, can you see that problems really only exist in your mind and in the end we are all going to go in the LOVE direction, so you might as we get a head start and let go of that PROBLEM and move yourself in the LOVE direction as it is really what HE wants and by now I hope you have a feeling of where we are coming from and are going to for that matter!

Best Wishes and Lot’s of Love,
Arthur Buchanan
From Darkness to Light
400 Steeplechase Dr. Apt. G
Bellevue, Ohio44811

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Generational Mobility

Posted by admin - 21/09/08 at 06:09:11 am

Much has been said about the gaps between the Boomers, Generation X, and Generation Y. The longer I live, the more evident these differences are becoming…but nothing marks these differences better than mobile technology!

Which one are you?

YOU KNOW YOU’RE A MOBILE BOOMER WHEN…

1. You still have the 1st and 2nd generation cell phones. (What? It still works!)
2. You’re really excited to have a cell phone.
3. You answer EVERY SINGLE PHONE CALL that comes in on your cell phone, or if you don’t answer every single phone call on your cell phone, then you look at your phone while it rings, and say out loud, “I wonder who that could be?”
4. You still yell into a cell phone.
5. You make sure that your ringer is REALLY loud…you know, so you can hear it.
6. You get freaked out when someone sends you a Text Message. (What do I do next?!)
7. You hold the keys down way too long, and then wonder why someone in Guam keeps picking up your sister’s phone.
8. You don’t know how many minutes are on your plan.
9. You have to put on your glasses to read your cell phone screen. (The numbers are SO SMALL!)
10. You purchase stocks in AT&T

YOU KNOW YOU’RE A GENERATION X-ER WHEN…

1. You wait until your screen is scratched up and the numbers worn off before you replace your phone. (I paid a lot of money for this!)
2. You throw your cell phone into your purse or bag (Oh! When did I get a call?)
3. You ignore EVERY SINGLE PHONE CALL that comes in on your cell phone. (I don’t recognize that number…ignore.)
4. You wish people would stop yelling into their cell phones, especially yours.
5. You never turn your ringer on. (Someone better let me know when they plan to call, otherwise, good luck!)
6. You prefer Text Messages. (Why speak when you can type?)
7. You can dial, hold a separate conversation and get your subway ticket…all at the same time.
8. You try to avoid the big corporate plans. (Why pay AT&T when I can use a company that plants a tree for every minute I use?)
9. You keep wishing they’d add more keys. (See #6)
10. You purchase stock in Virgin Mobile and Creedo.

YOU KNOW YOU’RE A GENERATION Y-ER WHEN…

1. You sign up for Apple alerts to know when the next iPhone is coming out. (Screw work! The new iPhone is coming out and I just bought a new sleeping bag…awww yeah!!)
2. You’re really excited to have an iPhone.
3. You answer EVERY SINGLE PHONE CALL that comes in on your cell phone, and then follow it up with a Twitter. (Hey, I got nothin’ but time, and the world needs to know!)
4. You listen to music, check your email and answer your phone…all at the same time.
5. You make sure that your ringer is the latest Yeah Yeah Yeahs or Rihanna song…so, you know, everyone can hear it.
6. You get freaked out by properly spelled Text Messages. (Did he really write Laugh Out Loud? That’s not funny.)
7. You slide your fingers across your phone, rather than pushing in cumbersome keys.
8. You don’t care how many minutes are on your plan. (Hey, as long as my parents keep paying for my tuition, I’m straight!)
9. You hate buttons on your phone. (They just get in the way!)
10. You purchase stocks in Apple.

How often do you think about other people?

Posted by admin - 18/09/08 at 09:09:33 am

One of the lessons I learned a few years ago, was that it’s actually quite rare for someone to really notice you, or think about you.

Now, that may sound like a pretty depressing thought, and to some extent, it is. On the other hand, it’s also very freeing. It frees us from worrying about doing something embarrassing, for example. Aside from the most outrageous examples, most of the things we beat ourselves up about, and feel embarrassed about, go wholly unnoticed by the majority of people. They never give it a second thought.

It also frees us from unrealistic expectations. Knowing that outside of my wife, and a few other people, most people are not going to give my upcoming birthday a second thought, frees me to be able to appreciate the folks who do take the time to wish me a happy birthday, or do something nice for me. It comes as a nice little surprise more than anything else. I go into it expecting that no one needs to do anything, and get to feel grateful when someone does.

Lastly, it also makes it pretty easy to impress someone. Like I said, when I come to realize that it’s highly unlikely that most people gave me a second thought, I’m very impressed by, and appreciative of, the thoughtfulness of someone who actually does. Remember, being thoughtful and being considered a good friend is all about being slightly better than other people. We don’t have to be perfect, we just have to stand out among the crowd. If the crowd is full of people who rarely give others outside their immediate circle a second thought, it doesn’t take much to stand out. A simple willingness to remember a birthday, help out with a problem PC, follow up on an idea you’ve discussed, or an inclusion in social plans can go a long way to showing yourself as a caring, thoughtful person. Of course, that assumes you’re doing it to be thoughtful, and not in an insincere attempt to get something out of it for yourself. That won’t get you far, but a small gestures of kindness, goes a long way in a world of self-centeredness.

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Gravatar 2.0, Coming Soon

Posted by admin - 17/09/08 at 08:09:45 am

Oh, has the suckage of Gravatar down-time lasted for over 2 months already? Tired of hearing Tom (owner of Gravatar.com) saying on the blog that the new server and Gravatar 2.0 are coming soon, again and again!

To be honest, I understand that Tom himself must be suffering much much more than anyone of us. Anyway, I’m glad to see that today some changes to the homepage have been made: A New Design. Hopefully the brand new Gravatar is really on its way arriving.

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Lately I Find Conservative Politics, Well… Stimulating.

Posted by admin - 15/09/08 at 10:09:33 am

I keep hearing what an awful mistake John McCain made by choosing Sarah Palin as his running mate.

To be honest… I think it was brilliant!

I mean I actually watched the coverage of the Republican National Convention last night… And it wasn’t to catch a glimpse of the wrinkly white haired dude either.

I wanted to see the VPilf

I wanted to see her entrance…

I wanted to see her speak…

I wanted to see her walk out on stage flaunting her trademark look.

You know the one I’m talking about… It’s paradoxically classic yet modern, demure yet flirty, and sexy as hell! She comes off so ladylike and poised and yet underneath it all you just know she’s a wildcat.

I swear to god when she took off her square-rimmed glasses, pulled the pencil from her hair and shook her head seductively back and forth, her beautiful brunette locks cascading down over her shoulders as she looked up at me coyly and said… “Fiscally and socially, I am a conservative… Sexually I’m insatiable…” I almost…

Oh wait… Wait… That was the dream I had last night after the Republican National Convention…

Anyway… As I was saying Sarah Palin was a great choice!

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She is truly a candidate I can stand behind… Especially if she’s bending over! *Ba Dum Tish*

I wonder if she wears garters?

Do you think she wears garters?

I bet she wears garters…

(On the off chance that Sarah Palin actually reads my blog I would just like to say that I’m really not a creepy stalker and there is absolutely no need to procure a restraining order. I take my medication as scheduled, most of the time… Ask any of my state appointed psychiatrists, and the voices barely ever bother me anymore…)

I’m just sayin’…

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